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Hello all! This is the blog for Rick & Linnea's baby. You requested, and we made it happen! Here you'll find candid updates on the pregnancy - from stuff we learn to rants about constantly having to pee. Enjoy!

Saturday, January 21, 2012

TMI, But Funny TMI

As some of you may know, pregnant women produce an abundance of a substance called leukorrhea. It is perfectly normal, but can be rather startling in the occasional over-abundance found in one's underwear. (For any guys reading this who are now totally freaked out, think of it as WD-40 for childbirth. That should get you to the end of the post.) The following is an actual conversation between Rick and I.

Me, from the bathroom: OMG! Another big spot in my undies! What the hell? It's ridiculous! It's like I've sprung a leak or something! It's like I'm one of those cars w/a leaky transmission that you have to shove a piece of cardboard underneath when it's parked so that it doesn't drip antifreeze all over the driveway that cats will lick up and die! ... Except nothing like that at all.

Rick: ... ... ..... ........... I love you, dear.

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